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i had to make a new account, this one’s tainted
follow me if you want, don’t if you don’t
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i used to stick these fuckers so far up my nose. went to the ER like 80s times for it.
if only someone had recognized my calls for help at an early age…
(via shikseh)
yeah, pochahontas was a symmetrical small-nosed asian. k
Hipsters suck so bad that they can ruin full-frontal nudity AND new wave music in under three minutes.
what the fuck man
white people
(via shikseh)
Your little girl has grown up daddy. She lies to you about not having a boyfriend, her virgin lips are inexistent, and her clothes no longer hang below her knees. She wears makeup , she knows how to doll herself up , and she has an interest for men. However, Daddy, the only man she will forever love the most is you. She may have a million men who steal and break her heart, but you are the only one who can give your blessings and allow the right gentlemen to take your place as the new protector of the heart. I love you Daddy, signed your daughter.
Who the fuck wrote this shit? And can I please just stab the little retard in the head…With a carving fork and then staple their eyelids to their forehead with a staple gun?
(via xalyssarenae)
hahah wtf
i think i’m confused, i thought it was like bad erotic literature so i started to touch myself while reading it
oh daddy
